Tip Jar.js 

function addToTipJar() {
  if (youFoundMyPostsUseful()
  && theySavedYouTime()
  && youAreAnAwesomePerson() 
  && youFeelLikeShoutingCoffee()
  && !youLiveInNewZealand()){
    selectFromMenu();
    alert('Legend - Thanks!');
  }
}
function selectFromMenu() {
Today's Menu
}